i know it’s happened to you.
well, the ‘yous’ out there that share my disability (friends’ words, not mine. although, i swear, sometimes it totally feels like that)
you know it. the reason the phrase ‘may contain peanuts or tree nuts’ has made it’s way into the ‘most famous quotes of 2008-2012.
the sneak peanut or nut or ground almond that finds its way into your curry, salad dressing or the like.
i think i do a pretty good job of avoiding said sneak peanut. i make most of my own meals. i kindly opted out of my school’s lunch ‘deal’ (only 50,000 won for a whole month of lunches!) for fear of that sneak peanut ground up in that days soup. i am sure to bring a baked good to any get together so i know i can actually eat it without being worried of the ‘sneak’.
i kindly say no to most cakes, snacks and the like during school time. birthday parties. brunches. buffets. EVERYWHERE. i don’t mind at all, because i know well enough what the follow day-ish feels like if i have a tiny bit of a sneak peanut.
i wanted to share a few sneak peanut scenarios that have seemingly happened all in the last week.
my good pal kate’s birthday. who know there would be hazelnut in the glaze of a dunken cake (!!!)
a divine indian/nepalese/tibetan restaurant in hongdae decided it was appropriate to put WHOLE PEANUTS in their samosas. who does that? even after asking, and being reassured they were no peanuts to be found, there they were. we became best friends later (don’t fret) sharing a love for his homeland of kathmandu, nepal. shockingly, the dal and palak had zero ground cashews to be found.
and the classy ‘market O’ restaurant (famous for brownies and cheese crackers sold at all the finest family marts around) decided to say their sesame dressing didn’t have peanuts. after a tiny nibble, i knew they were just lying to my face!
i do feel i must make sure all know that i am being quite sarcastic and light hearted about these issues. i have been brainwashed most of my life with the message that “YOU WILL DIE IF YOU EAT A PEANUT” and i can understand why this message is transmitted to young children with food allergies. but i hope with my words that i can shed light on allergies and that they aren’t as horrible as most people think.
so, don’t forget. watch out for that sneak attack!!









